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SpaceCowgirl Admin
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-07-12 Age : 45 Location : Directly behind you, with an axe in one hand and a tube of Pixy Stix hanging from my mouth.
| Subject: I'm on a boat. 8/7/2009, 4:17 am | |
| I'm on a boat.
How are you? | |
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Clayton Admin
Posts : 44 Join date : 2009-07-01 Age : 38 Location : Booty Bay
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/7/2009, 4:37 am | |
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Aquarius
Posts : 7 Join date : 2009-06-08 Age : 32 Location : Bristol/UK
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/7/2009, 8:42 am | |
| I am also on a boat.
We have so much in-common. | |
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kakakuu
Posts : 5 Join date : 2009-07-31
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/7/2009, 3:36 pm | |
| Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah) But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ, Cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks And my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and It's going fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world On a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker) Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker) I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah) This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon Look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah) I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah) | |
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Celiona
Posts : 6 Join date : 2009-01-07 Age : 34 Location : Somewhere in Arathi
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/7/2009, 10:49 pm | |
| i hate being on a boat >: you never know whats underwater /cry | |
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SpaceCowgirl Admin
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-07-12 Age : 45 Location : Directly behind you, with an axe in one hand and a tube of Pixy Stix hanging from my mouth.
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/7/2009, 10:59 pm | |
| - Celiona wrote:
- i hate being on a boat >: you never know whats underwater /cry
I'm not very fond of boats actually, despite living in a coastal region. :-O ALLIGATORS. | |
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Celiona
Posts : 6 Join date : 2009-01-07 Age : 34 Location : Somewhere in Arathi
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/7/2009, 11:11 pm | |
| Aligators are CUTE ^^ xD i prefer being infront of an aligator then being in water ^^
and im getting on once i got my wow fix ^-^ | |
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SpaceCowgirl Admin
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-07-12 Age : 45 Location : Directly behind you, with an axe in one hand and a tube of Pixy Stix hanging from my mouth.
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/8/2009, 2:57 pm | |
| - Celiona wrote:
- Aligators are CUTE ^^ xD i prefer being infront of an aligator then being in water ^^
and im getting on once i got my wow fix ^-^ :-x Alligators aren't cute. Alligators will attack you unprovoked. I can't swim in any of the lakes here in FL because of them. I'm vegan, and I'd still eat alligator. And yay. | |
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kakakuu
Posts : 5 Join date : 2009-07-31
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/8/2009, 5:39 pm | |
| I R POST AGAN CUZ IZ FUN
(I am posting again because it's fun)
BUT! I'm good. Dad said he was going to buy me a car, even though I'm only 13... He's oin to teach me to drive with it =D
And, I shoulda put truck.... Some crappy beat up old clunker of a truck. Yay =D | |
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Silvius Admin
Posts : 21 Join date : 2009-07-06 Age : 32 Location : Romania
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 2:08 am | |
| - Quote :
Alligators aren't cute. Alligators will attack you unprovoked. I can't swim in any of the lakes here in FL because of them. I'm vegan, and I'd still eat alligator.
And yay. Alligators will attack you only if they are hungry and you are in there territory, i know cuz i watch Animal Planet allot, and I'm really sorry that Steve Irwin died, i loved his show I'm not on a boat, I'm on a Battle Ship | |
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SpaceCowgirl Admin
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-07-12 Age : 45 Location : Directly behind you, with an axe in one hand and a tube of Pixy Stix hanging from my mouth.
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 5:15 am | |
| - Silvius wrote:
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Alligators aren't cute. Alligators will attack you unprovoked. I can't swim in any of the lakes here in FL because of them. I'm vegan, and I'd still eat alligator.
And yay.
Alligators will attack you only if they are hungry and you are in there territory, i know cuz i watch Animal Planet allot, and I'm really sorry that Steve Irwin died, i loved his show
I'm not on a boat, I'm on a Battle Ship Well, I was in a boating accident ten years ago and was circled by about 80 alligators so considering my up close and personal experience, I can say that any "expert" who says that is full of shit. It is absolutely not true that they won't attack if they are hungry or you're just in their territory. They will attack anyone unprovoked for any reason. Steve Irwin worked with crocodiles anyway. | |
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Sarge666
Posts : 19 Join date : 2009-08-04 Location : SWIMMIN' HOLE!!!!
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 1:08 pm | |
| how were you surrounded by alligators? what could you have possibly been doing that would end up like that? | |
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SpaceCowgirl Admin
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-07-12 Age : 45 Location : Directly behind you, with an axe in one hand and a tube of Pixy Stix hanging from my mouth.
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 3:09 pm | |
| - Sarge666 wrote:
- how were you surrounded by alligators? what could you have possibly been doing that would end up like that?
As stated, I was in a boating accident. Boats float on the water, where the alligators live. | |
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Valthoran
Posts : 21 Join date : 2009-07-26 Age : 33 Location : In my Sanctum of Solitude, California
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 7:00 pm | |
| I wish that I could bind an army of alligators to my will... | |
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Kingofthebay
Posts : 22 Join date : 2009-07-06
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:26 pm | |
| It's not as glamorous as you think, They're always complaining about water quality and there payment. There like an union, There not the demonic legion your looking for...not that I'd know.... | |
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Sarge666
Posts : 19 Join date : 2009-08-04 Location : SWIMMIN' HOLE!!!!
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:27 pm | |
| so.....what was the purpose of this topic? | |
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Kingofthebay
Posts : 22 Join date : 2009-07-06
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:29 pm | |
| The single most off topic thread on the website. | |
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Sarge666
Posts : 19 Join date : 2009-08-04 Location : SWIMMIN' HOLE!!!!
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:30 pm | |
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Kingofthebay
Posts : 22 Join date : 2009-07-06
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:31 pm | |
| The sport of competitive boating? Rap music? The views of crocodiles in todays economy? No one will ever know. | |
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Valthoran
Posts : 21 Join date : 2009-07-26 Age : 33 Location : In my Sanctum of Solitude, California
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:34 pm | |
| Hmm demons DO make a better army than crocodiles... | |
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Sarge666
Posts : 19 Join date : 2009-08-04 Location : SWIMMIN' HOLE!!!!
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:35 pm | |
| Demons vs Angels....who would win? | |
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Kingofthebay
Posts : 22 Join date : 2009-07-06
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:36 pm | |
| On a related note: Valthoran you look like a guy I know....I don't mean that in a good way. | |
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Sarge666
Posts : 19 Join date : 2009-08-04 Location : SWIMMIN' HOLE!!!!
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:37 pm | |
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SpaceCowgirl Admin
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-07-12 Age : 45 Location : Directly behind you, with an axe in one hand and a tube of Pixy Stix hanging from my mouth.
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:39 pm | |
| - Sarge666 wrote:
- so.....what was the purpose of this topic?
There didn't need to be a topic. Hence the name "Off Topic." | |
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Sarge666
Posts : 19 Join date : 2009-08-04 Location : SWIMMIN' HOLE!!!!
| Subject: Re: I'm on a boat. 8/9/2009, 9:40 pm | |
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