I'm on a boat.

I'm on a boat.

How are you?

I am also on a boat.

We have so much in-common.

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

i hate being on a boat >: you never know whats underwater /cry

Celiona wrote:

i hate being on a boat >: you never know whats underwater /cry

I'm not very fond of boats actually, despite living in a coastal region. :-O ALLIGATORS.

Aligators are CUTE ^^ xD i prefer being infront of an aligator then being in water ^^

and im getting on once i got my wow fix ^-^

Celiona wrote:

Aligators are CUTE ^^ xD i prefer being infront of an aligator then being in water ^^

and im getting on once i got my wow fix ^-^

:-x

Alligators aren't cute. Alligators will attack you unprovoked. I can't swim in any of the lakes here in FL because of them. I'm vegan, and I'd still eat alligator.

And yay.

I R POST AGAN CUZ IZ FUN

(I am posting again because it's fun)

BUT! I'm good.
Dad said he was going to buy me a car, even though I'm only 13...
He's oin to teach me to drive with it =D

And, I shoulda put truck....
Some crappy beat up old clunker of a truck.
Yay =D

Quote :

Alligators aren't cute. Alligators will attack you unprovoked. I can't swim in any of the lakes here in FL because of them. I'm vegan, and I'd still eat alligator.

And yay.

Alligators will attack you only if they are hungry and you are in there territory, i know cuz i watch Animal Planet allot, and I'm really sorry that Steve Irwin died, i loved his show


I'm not on a boat, I'm on a Battle Ship

Silvius wrote:

Quote :

Alligators aren't cute. Alligators will attack you unprovoked. I can't swim in any of the lakes here in FL because of them. I'm vegan, and I'd still eat alligator.

And yay.

Alligators will attack you only if they are hungry and you are in there territory, i know cuz i watch Animal Planet allot, and I'm really sorry that Steve Irwin died, i loved his show


I'm not on a boat, I'm on a Battle Ship

Well, I was in a boating accident ten years ago and was circled by about 80 alligators so considering my up close and personal experience, I can say that any "expert" who says that is full of shit. It is absolutely not true that they won't attack if they are hungry or you're just in their territory. They will attack anyone unprovoked for any reason.

Steve Irwin worked with crocodiles anyway.

how were you surrounded by alligators? what could you have possibly been doing that would end up like that?

Sarge666 wrote:

how were you surrounded by alligators? what could you have possibly been doing that would end up like that?

As stated, I was in a boating accident. Boats float on the water, where the alligators live.

I wish that I could bind an army of alligators to my will...

It's not as glamorous as you think, They're always complaining about water quality and there payment. There like an union, There not the demonic legion your looking for...not that I'd know....

so.....what was the purpose of this topic?

The single most off topic thread on the website.

was there ever a topic?

The sport of competitive boating? Rap music? The views of crocodiles in todays economy? No one will ever know.

Hmm demons DO make a better army than crocodiles...

Demons vs Angels....who would win?

On a related note: Valthoran you look like a guy I know....I don't mean that in a good way.

pwned

Sarge666 wrote:

so.....what was the purpose of this topic?

There didn't need to be a topic. Hence the name "Off Topic."

i like purpose in things